"This Is Not Hogwarts, Sorry" Banner
This pennant is a magical addition to any space, whether you're a Muggle, a half-blood, or a pure-blood wizard. When you’re decorating your very own "Cupboard Under the Stairs" or creating your personal version of the Great Hall, this banner will bring a smile to all who see it. And while it’s not a Portkey to Hogwarts, it’s the next best thing!
Featuring the cheeky phrase "This Is Not Hogwarts, Sorry" alongside enchanting graphics like wands, letters and HP icons, this banner is a playful nod to every Potterhead’s dream of attending Hogwarts. With a customizable section for adding your own magical touch—like "The Johnson House, Est. 2025"—this banner is the perfect way to declare your unique wizarding identity.
Key Features:
Customizable Charm: Add your family name, year, or a personalized saying (e.g., "The Wizarding Workshop" or "The Chamber of Snacks") to make it truly your own.
Enchanting Design: Includes Harry Potter-inspired elements like wands, ties, and magical accents that transport you straight to Diagon Alley.
Perfect for Every Muggle or Wizard: A great gift for Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, and even Slytherins!
Versatile Size: At 18" x 21", this pennant is the perfect size to make a statement in any room, whether it’s above your desk, by the bookshelf, or near your Floo Powder station.
Durable Quality: Crafted from premium materials, it’s designed to withstand even the most mischievous house-elves or Nifflers.
Where to Display
Dorm Rooms: Transform your dorm into a magical common room that rivals the Gryffindor Tower.
Offices: Add a touch of Hogwarts charm to brighten up even the dullest Monday meetings (Accio coffee!).
Bedrooms: Create your very own Room of Requirement for naps, study sessions, or Netflix marathons.
Gifts: Whether it’s a birthday, housewarming, or sorting ceremony, this is the perfect gift for Potterheads of all ages.
How to Customize
Simply leave your personalization details at checkout! Examples:
"The Johnson House, Est. 2025"
"Emmy & Sophia"
"The Sorting Corner"
We’ll take care of the magic from there—no wand required!
Care Instructions
Spot clean only (unless you have a handy Scourgify spell).
Keep away from Basilisks and Nifflers to avoid accidental mischief.
This pennant is a magical addition to any space, whether you're a Muggle, a half-blood, or a pure-blood wizard. When you’re decorating your very own "Cupboard Under the Stairs" or creating your personal version of the Great Hall, this banner will bring a smile to all who see it. And while it’s not a Portkey to Hogwarts, it’s the next best thing!
Featuring the cheeky phrase "This Is Not Hogwarts, Sorry" alongside enchanting graphics like wands, letters and HP icons, this banner is a playful nod to every Potterhead’s dream of attending Hogwarts. With a customizable section for adding your own magical touch—like "The Johnson House, Est. 2025"—this banner is the perfect way to declare your unique wizarding identity.
Key Features:
Customizable Charm: Add your family name, year, or a personalized saying (e.g., "The Wizarding Workshop" or "The Chamber of Snacks") to make it truly your own.
Enchanting Design: Includes Harry Potter-inspired elements like wands, ties, and magical accents that transport you straight to Diagon Alley.
Perfect for Every Muggle or Wizard: A great gift for Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, and even Slytherins!
Versatile Size: At 18" x 21", this pennant is the perfect size to make a statement in any room, whether it’s above your desk, by the bookshelf, or near your Floo Powder station.
Durable Quality: Crafted from premium materials, it’s designed to withstand even the most mischievous house-elves or Nifflers.
Where to Display
Dorm Rooms: Transform your dorm into a magical common room that rivals the Gryffindor Tower.
Offices: Add a touch of Hogwarts charm to brighten up even the dullest Monday meetings (Accio coffee!).
Bedrooms: Create your very own Room of Requirement for naps, study sessions, or Netflix marathons.
Gifts: Whether it’s a birthday, housewarming, or sorting ceremony, this is the perfect gift for Potterheads of all ages.
How to Customize
Simply leave your personalization details at checkout! Examples:
"The Johnson House, Est. 2025"
"Emmy & Sophia"
"The Sorting Corner"
We’ll take care of the magic from there—no wand required!
Care Instructions
Spot clean only (unless you have a handy Scourgify spell).
Keep away from Basilisks and Nifflers to avoid accidental mischief.
This pennant is a magical addition to any space, whether you're a Muggle, a half-blood, or a pure-blood wizard. When you’re decorating your very own "Cupboard Under the Stairs" or creating your personal version of the Great Hall, this banner will bring a smile to all who see it. And while it’s not a Portkey to Hogwarts, it’s the next best thing!
Featuring the cheeky phrase "This Is Not Hogwarts, Sorry" alongside enchanting graphics like wands, letters and HP icons, this banner is a playful nod to every Potterhead’s dream of attending Hogwarts. With a customizable section for adding your own magical touch—like "The Johnson House, Est. 2025"—this banner is the perfect way to declare your unique wizarding identity.
Key Features:
Customizable Charm: Add your family name, year, or a personalized saying (e.g., "The Wizarding Workshop" or "The Chamber of Snacks") to make it truly your own.
Enchanting Design: Includes Harry Potter-inspired elements like wands, ties, and magical accents that transport you straight to Diagon Alley.
Perfect for Every Muggle or Wizard: A great gift for Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, and even Slytherins!
Versatile Size: At 18" x 21", this pennant is the perfect size to make a statement in any room, whether it’s above your desk, by the bookshelf, or near your Floo Powder station.
Durable Quality: Crafted from premium materials, it’s designed to withstand even the most mischievous house-elves or Nifflers.
Where to Display
Dorm Rooms: Transform your dorm into a magical common room that rivals the Gryffindor Tower.
Offices: Add a touch of Hogwarts charm to brighten up even the dullest Monday meetings (Accio coffee!).
Bedrooms: Create your very own Room of Requirement for naps, study sessions, or Netflix marathons.
Gifts: Whether it’s a birthday, housewarming, or sorting ceremony, this is the perfect gift for Potterheads of all ages.
How to Customize
Simply leave your personalization details at checkout! Examples:
"The Johnson House, Est. 2025"
"Emmy & Sophia"
"The Sorting Corner"
We’ll take care of the magic from there—no wand required!
Care Instructions
Spot clean only (unless you have a handy Scourgify spell).
Keep away from Basilisks and Nifflers to avoid accidental mischief.